Things to do in Nepal

Nepal is a place of beauty and majesty. It’s not only the home to Mount Everest, but also a people who don’t know when to stop forgetting stuff.

1. Spend 15 hours on a night bus travelling from Kathmandu to Jhapa.
2. Visit the 3 Durbar Squares in Kathmandu to see if they are a good setting for a mythological fantasy story.
3. Go geocaching because this is how I pad the list.
4. Visit Nuwakot Durbar, go to the top and look down at the valley. Then, figure out what Prithvi Narayan Shah was smoking.
5. Go swimming in Trishuli and drown because I cannot swim.
6. Momo FTW. Momo all the way. Try to get as further down this list as possible in a single day.
   • Bishal Momo
   • Bangalamukhi Momo
   • Tasty Momo
   • Narayan dai ko Momo
   • Everest Momo
   • Shandar Momo
7. Stay at home because Internet is where all the fun is.
8. Go to Baneshwar, Bhojpur on public vehicle (no planes). Write a memoir on that adventure.
9. Dream about going to Everest Base Camp and then go to Everest Momo.
10. Visit relatives and play Marriage-Kids-Job-and-House-ko-pressure bingo.