Random stuff I’d have in my car

These are some things that would either be helpful or be entertaining to have in my car.

1. An alphorn to confuse people.
2. A list of daily affirmations on how I won’t speed and how I am the cutest person ever.
3. A flask of water because you get thirsty when another driver flips you off.
4. Happiness in a bottle.
5. An apology sticker on the back for when I am going 70 on a 70 but someone still flashes their lights.
6. My partner, because that’s always entertaining.
7. Peacock feather for good luck.
8. A book to busy myself if I’m driving in London in rush hour. Probably shouldn’t do this, though.
9. A proper Spiegel to make sure I look good before any appointment.
10. Grocery bag, tissues, pen, notepad, gums, a change of clothes, my laptop, my desktop, a couch cushion for comfort, and finally, a laser pointer.